Leaks

I'm not really sure who leaks more? My one year olds diapers or me. It wasn't so bad in the beginning for either of us, so why, one year later are we both leaking like mad? I have been pondering this for the past few months and really can't come up with any real reasons except for maybe laziness?! Have the diapers just said "okay, I'm gonna work hard for the first 3 changes today , but forget about the 4-6th!" And has my bladder just said "look bitch , you think you're tired? I'm exhausted , and your lucky I don't tell colon to give up too."
So, am I to assume I am lucky that we are just leaking pee? Because if we were both shitting our pants I guess I would really have something to complain about.

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